Well, I'm THOROUGHLY behind the times then… since the new Clerks movie (The Passion of the Clerks) was reported back in August of last year, and, as big a fan of all things Kevin Smith as I am… I managed to miss it. What I didn't miss, however, is that he's talking (in the forum) about starting filming on April 18, 05. The only thing that could be better would be if Jessica Alba were to play, say, a stripper and Susan Storm along side that bald dude from 'The Commish' and 'The Shield' and the kid from 'Not Another Teen Movie'. Oh, wait… nevermind…