SMOScast - Episode 7 - Holy Shit, The Con is Next Weekend!

Episode 7 - Holy Shit, The Con is Next Weekend! (65:16) - 25 April 2009
(.mp3 @ 59.7MB / .ogg @ 52.3MB)

Holy fucking shit! There is less than a week until all manner of madness descends upon innocent Romulus, MI like a bevy of prostitutes looking for news exposure. Notes on how to act at con, a bit about PenguiconTV, and scads of inanity.

00:00 Intro Music (“More Good Days” by Scott Andrew)
01:20 The show starts.
01:46 I don’t know why this is happening any more than you do the song...
02:46 PenguiconTV promo spots
03:17 ConTV Information...all about PenguiconTV (Channel 13)
04:21 SMS 41411, make the first word “contv” and include song requests or “shout outs”!
05:46 Why is Jess wearing a shirt now?
06:00 The soundbite collection begins....
06:26 Apparently, melon ballers make it weird.
06:54 Email photos to penguicontv@gmail.com to get them shown on PenguiconTV (Channel 13)
07:32 Aaron seems to have dropped something.
08:03 Con Behavior: Clues for Free
08:53 Jess has English difficulty.
09:44 Words to live by: “Fucking take a shower dude”
10:21 Why Jer can never be a bottom in a gay relationship.
10:45 Things get just a little bit insensitive...understanding the extra initials in LGBTQA
12:42 Insensitive, even by MY standards!
14:38 It’s party-o-clock, Randy’s pants are off...
14:58 ...and Aaron joing him. A discussion of Aaron's meat “situation” ensues.
16:20 Oh, do NOT gossip about surgeries. Oops.
17:50 Jess shows a profound lack of understanding of one of these points.
17:55 The very moment when we all realized that Jess missed the point.
18:25 Not to get all serious, but fucking SERIOUSLY, this is far from okay.
19:56 Aaron starts stripping.
20:22 Back to the matter at hand.
22:45 Yes, Jer, you most certainly are insensitive!
23:41 I often wish for prosthetic violence.
25:01 Jess, with English comprehension problems? That’s unpossible!
26:30 To be honest, Jess’s feet were pretty gross...
27:36 ...conversely, Limey has very attractive feet.
28:20 I will post a link to the photo as soon as I get the photo, I swear!
30:37 Jess derails the entire show with her underwear-less-ness.
30:53 The merits of meat curtains.
31:33 Text “contv Flaps” to 41411 if your hangy-bits need lovin’, ladies.
33:59 Explanation of the Condoms for Kids campaign.
34:53 Things might have gotten a bit out of control here...just a bit.
36:12 The “After School Special” portion of the show.
39:16 Nuri drops the science on us!
40:10 Let’s discuss Jess’s ginormous clit.
40:49 Thank you Kevin Smith.
44:08 Umm, 600 thread count was what I meant.
51:52 These are almost entirely wrong. Look for signs near the Podcast Pit. Probably at noon on Saturday.
52:48 It’s “Jess’s Tits-O’Clock”
54:22 10PM Saturday, check us out at the “Flirting for Geeks” panel.
54:45 Scott speaks about Jane McGonigal’s game (6pm in 3rd floor assembly area).
55:55 play.signtific.org
56:36 Jess’s version of a show summary.
58:01 Promises that will almost certainly be broken.
59:08 Another “After School Special” voice-over moment, SMS “contv Jer I Need This” plus your room number.
59:41 Closing Matter...time to go.
59:53 Jess gives Jer a handjob and bails on the closing matter.
61:12 Closing Matter, yet again.
61:33 Outtro Music (“More Good Days” by Scott Andrew)