SMOScast - Episode 6 - The (Not Quite) Final Countdown

Episode 6 - The (Not Quite) Final Countdown (53:41) - 21 March 2009
(.mp3 @ 49.1MB / .ogg @ 44.7MB)

Miscellaneous updates and trivia as we run into the last 40 days before the convention.

00:00 Intro Music (It's a secret - Don't Peek, Listen First!)
00:46 In which we kick things back off.
00:55 When was the last one?
01:45 Our new website (SMOScast.com)
02:45 Aaaaaaaand... there's Jess's phone!
03:00 Conchair report
03:05 New Guests of Honor!
04:00 The start of the bird...
04:21 No, it's BIRDamari, Lucy :P
04:55 5 out of 5 birds are in love with Jer
06:41 Things get a little weird for Wil Wheaton
08:20 The black and white version
09:15 Penguicon invades Capricon
11:19 Aaaaand, inside joke number 2!
12:17 Spider Robinson
13:30 It didn't take long to get inappropriate, did it now?
14:05 GoH Liaisons: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, keep us away from hot GoHs!
14:53 No offense to John Hall, but sexiest...beard...evar!
15:32 Don't trust him, Jane
16:10 NO MARRIED GOH'S FROM HERE ON OUT!
16:15 This is not a wedding invitation.
17:00 Lucy has to pee (and inside joke number 3)
17:37 Sheryl gets shy & Steampunk Masquerade
18:29 ADD Barbie gets distracted by song.
19:00 Hotel update.
19:35 Get overflow hotel information at http://penguicon.org/hotel.php
20:00 Pontification on why we have overflow hotels
24:05 Ribbon update...eleventy-billion ribbons!
25:10 Yes more inside jokes!
25:36 Blasphemy of the darkest sort
25:49 Yes, she said "communistic"
26:25 Jess...whore for _________
26:35 Room parties of awesomeness
27:07 Amanda, Party Chick
27:20 Jess tacitly approves of unapproved acts.
28:01 Who would complain about room party noise in the room party block? That's nuts!
32:53 Whatever could I mean?
33:03 Programming?
33:25 Alpha version precedes Beta version which precedes the "done" version which is not done, but is nearly done!
34:10 Programming fun: Anything but Ethernet Competition
34:51 Charity auction featuring some name butchery!
35:25 Sorry No Starch!
35:58 Look at us using forshadowing
36:00 Video game track
36:20 Inside joke number infinity. Radio for four.
36:35 Concerts (Luke Ski, Frank Hayes, Tom Smith, Rob Balder, and more)
37:07 Rasmus Lerdorf was ignored? Let's make it weird
38:50 We wander through the Celebrities page.
40:40 We "employ" many women, so that Jer can be grossly insensitive!
41:45 This SMOScast (as always) brought to you by my overconsumption of Monster...
41:30 ...and Penguicon 7.0 will be brought to you, in part, by Monster
42:52 Obligatory fisting reference
43:26 This deafening noise brought to you by drunk Lucy and loud Jer.
43:45 I'd turn down the volume before you get to this point.
43:56 Yes, that is the sound of Jer getting his whole mouth around the mic. Prison-popular!
46:35 The More You Know...
47:24 Highlight of the show!
47:50 Oh wait, apparently it can be taken farther...
48:03 No, not far enough apparently...
48:30 Jer's favorite part...closing matter fuckups:
48:51 Closing matter, take 1
49:23 Closing matter, take 2
49:38 Closing matter, take 3
49:50 Overcome by lust, Jess touches Jer's balls...hilarity ensues
51:02 Closing matter, take 4
51:06 Closing matter...finally!
51:21 Closing music