Amusing Writing
Believe it or not, these are all completely true stories. Well, they are all true give or take a little bit of “tweaking” for the sake of flow, humor, or the safety of the participants. As J. Frank Dobie said, I never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
I sat through the entire “New Moon” movie, in all its insipid, abuse lauding glory, so that I could share my pain with you. In 140 character bursts. I'm really such a giver. The things I do for you!
Posted: 2010-04-03 10:04:54
Posted: 2010-04-03 10:04:54
A crazy from work starts the War on Jer(ror). With bonus "dramatic reading" now :)
Posted: 2009-12-02 11:06:00
Posted: 2009-12-02 11:06:00
Perhaps I am being a bit precipitous in posting this list before the year has even ended, but here's hoping I cannot find new depths to which I can sink.
Posted: 2008-11-25 09:02:00
Posted: 2008-11-25 09:02:00
The ordeal that was my most recent hair removal process. When you are me, even something as simple as a haircut can be an exercise in hilarity.
Posted: 2008-11-19 22:17:00
Posted: 2008-11-19 22:17:00
Dawn issued the challenge, and I videotape myself VERY excited about the Sex in the City movie release to answer the challenge. Video inside...
Posted: 2008-05-31 14:37:00
Posted: 2008-05-31 14:37:00
Christmas is the season to torture your children, at least it is in our household.
Posted: 2007-12-27 00:00:00
Posted: 2007-12-27 00:00:00
For a while I had been the go-to dictionary for terms of sexual grotesquery. Rather than constantly fielding calls and texts on this subject, I decided to start a dictionary of terms.
Posted: 2007-12-14 09:57:40
Posted: 2007-12-14 09:57:40
The horrors that were visited upon my body when I decided to wax my poor, poor genitals.
Posted: 2007-06-21 12:06:30
Posted: 2007-06-21 12:06:30
Internet dating from the office can be bad. Internet dating from the office when I'm your IT person and I don't like you can be disasterous!
Posted: 2007-06-21 00:00:00
Posted: 2007-06-21 00:00:00
Gastrointestinal woes during an exam at school. As dramatically read by Dawn & Greg.
Posted: 2007-02-01 13:02:00
Posted: 2007-02-01 13:02:00
When US soldiers get bored, the shit hits the fan... literally.
Posted: 2006-11-30 00:00:00
Posted: 2006-11-30 00:00:00
A sanitized (get it?) version of accidental, surprise buttsecks. An "inconsiderate driver" if you will. As dramatically read by Dawn & Greg.
Posted: 2006-10-28 10:16:00
Posted: 2006-10-28 10:16:00
Nothing gets rid of bees better than gas... except, perhaps, explosions
Posted: 2006-10-20 00:00:00
Posted: 2006-10-20 00:00:00
I rant and rave about the hideousness that is MySpace.
Posted: 2006-09-21 21:24:00
Posted: 2006-09-21 21:24:00
An accounting of the surreal events during my attempt at being a good samaritan. Even helping a stranded driver ends in 'events'.
Posted: 2006-09-14 21:19:00
Posted: 2006-09-14 21:19:00
A fun way to start the school year is to offend the head of the department, who also wrote that horrid book you are using.
Posted: 2006-09-01 08:11:00
Posted: 2006-09-01 08:11:00
I randomly get spam on my IM accounts sometimes, usually for porn. Sometimes, I'm bored when this happens. This is one of those times.
Posted: 2006-08-03 10:13:00
Posted: 2006-08-03 10:13:00
My sarcasm springs into action when someone makes outrageous claims on the Internet. Hilarity ensues.
Posted: 2006-07-20 16:22:00
Posted: 2006-07-20 16:22:00
Fun you can have with others in a store, or at least, fun that I had with people in a Walmart.
Posted: 2006-05-21 22:14:00
Posted: 2006-05-21 22:14:00
When fast moving projectile meets non-moving chipmunk, my car is the real loser!
Posted: 2006-05-07 17:23:00
Posted: 2006-05-07 17:23:00
In which our hero goes on a bad date with a random waitress. It's funnier in hindsight. Really, it is.
Posted: 2005-06-07 23:45:00
Posted: 2005-06-07 23:45:00
